pettyartist:

nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

randommakings:

nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless.

“Hubba wah?! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WAH?! Hubba WAH?!?”

Literally the GREATEST THING I have ever seen! Oh my God, the fact that they stayed in character and kept puppeteering the whole time. I’M CRYING!

The fact that this video now has 8,000+ notes makes me so damn happy.

Praise jesus someone posted this— they’re literally the best.  It’s even funnier when you know what Ma’s voice ACTUALLY sounds like in the movie and then you hear Frank Oz doing essentially a scratchtape version of it for the actual filming.  

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muinabitch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TBd-UCwVAY

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slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

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iheartchaos:

Morning political cartoons: “Greed”
Sadly, this isn’t even exaggeration.

iheartchaos:

Morning political cartoons: “Greed”

Sadly, this isn’t even exaggeration.

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fdelopera:

malapropsbookstore:

infinitywhale:

gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

My goal in life is to be as big a nerd as Stephen Colbert. :D

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kdogg331:

I don’t feel like staying up till 5 or even 2am though :(

kdogg331:

I don’t feel like staying up till 5 or even 2am though :(

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terryblas:

Coco Peru, taming the Tension Tamer Tea dragon.

terryblas:

Coco Peru, taming the Tension Tamer Tea dragon.

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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"It’s not that people can’t love you if you don’t love yourself. It’s that you won’t feel it because it’ll always seem like you don’t deserve it."

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acciowine:

applesnpairs:

forever-a-planetary-pilot:

Press play. You’ll be happy you did.

I’ve got to step up my Pat Carroll and for this weekend!

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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

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